I don’t know how far back in time you’re going to receive this message, but rest assured that you’re going to be really happy the rest of your life. There’ll be 2 or 3 hiccups along the way, but you’ll get there. You’ll never regret having done anything, but you might regret that you didn’t come to understand and accept a few things earlier. But, don’t worry, you’ll be all the better for it. You really need to stop being so lazy, though. Take it from someone who’s been there.
P.S. Oh, and you really are that long-winded.