Posts Tagged: capscallion
A Steampunk Farce
The obnoxious little prick that was the voice of the blasted metal plate he had to have inserted into his head so it didn’t fall apart like a cracked egg and ooze little brain bits out sounded like a ponce. Quoted Shakespeare all the bloody time, in fact. If he didn’t go mad with the near-constant cranial yammering, he would after hearing another sonnet to a summer girl-that-was-actually-a-boy.
Written for Chuck Wendig’s sub genre mash-up challenge. Read More
A Steampunk Farce
The obnoxious little prick that was the voice of the blasted metal plate he had to have inserted into his head so it didn’t fall apart like a cracked egg and ooze little brain bits out sounded like a ponce. Quoted Shakespeare all the bloody time, in fact. If he didn’t go mad with the near-constant cranial yammering, he would after hearing another sonnet to a summer girl-that-was-actually-a-boy.
Written for Chuck Wendig’s sub genre mash-up challenge. Read More
